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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via embrace-the-filth)

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mokamonn:

pros of dating me:

-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that

cons of dating me:

-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry

(via lucysfitlife)

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SAVE A TORTOISE!!

fluteproblems:

Play this game here to donate sixty cents to help save turtles and tortoises.

the game is called sixty shells and the goal is simple; find and click on sixty tortoises.

So far only 9 people have beat the game to donate and I think that’s mostly due to the few people who know of it.  

Come on and play, it’s only until next Monday so we have to hurry.

If we can do the chicken thing we can save some shelled friends!

(via adviceforvegans)

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